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The Hunchback of Torriano - Lyrics


I spy, shuffling my way, the Hunchback of Torriano
Dipping in and out of unzipped places
Well I'm witness to them shell shocked faces
Now you're losing everything that meant
Anything for a quick return

But this time I've had enough
I'm blowing you out and moving on up

Oh I guess he'll always be
Like a long lost friend to me
Oh I guess he'll always be
The younger brother that was never to be

Well, since you've chosen to burn the spoon
I don't have time no, neither the room
For this time no I can't bail you out
You've exhausted all the fun
And confirmed my doubts

Oh I guess he'll always be
Like a long lost friend to me
Oh I guess he'll always be
The younger brother that was never to be

But you'd always take the joke too far
Giving it the big 'un with your punch drunk jokes
And your big cigar
Your big cigar

Cry with my weary eyes at the withdrawn faces
Scuttling around carrying a paint pot like the defenceless

But I guess you'll always be
Like a long lost friend to me
I guess you will always be
The younger brother that was never to be

Yes I guess he'll always be
Like a long lost friend to me
Oh I guess he'll always be
The younger brother that was never to be

But you'd always take the joke too far